Look At This God Forsaken Mess That You Made Me

[Look At This God Forsaken Mess That You Made Me]

Updated Masterlist

Started: 8/11/20

Last Updated: 4/19/23

Total Works: 28

Hello and welcome to my Masterlist! Thank you for taking enough interest in my writings to check it out! You will find nothing but Smut with a sprinkle of Fluff on here for the characters that the sexy Christopher Robert Evans portrays. I’m a proud Shameless Hoe for the man. I hope you enjoy! 

*Also please note that if you are not 18, you have no business reading these. This Masterlist and blog is for 18+ only. If you’re under 18, please don’t read or interact with me about my stories.

Smut:🔥

Fluff: 🥰

Angst: 😡

Dark: 😈

Steven Grant Rogers

Elevator Dings 1🔥🥰 2 🔥🥰

Hidden Fantasy🔥

Bad Day 🥰🔥

Just a Negotiation 😡🥰🔥

The Shield and the Sweater🔥😈

Baby Fever 🥵🥰

I Hate You More😡🥵

• Asks/Requests

Push-up Contest 🔥

Pull-Up Contest🔥

Cuffed🔥Part 2🔥🥰

Gorgeous🥰

Truth or Dare?🔥🥰

• Stucky

Hidden Feelings🔥😡

Revealed Feelings🔥🥰

Hugh Ransom Drysdale

Revenge on Ransom🥰😡🔥

Healing Ransom🥰🔥😡

Last Kiss🥰😡🔥

Early Christmas Present 🥰😡🔥

Hanging Out🥰😡🔥

Ransom’s Assistant🥰🔥

Not Enough 😡🔥🥰

Andrew Stephen Barber

Heat🔥🥰

His Kind of Beautiful 🔥🥰

Need You Now 🥰🔥

Bad Grade 🔥🥰

Bad Grade

Hello, there lovelies! So this was completely conjured because of the picture above. I can’t help that I’m horny for the bastard. Thus, thi

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Frank Adler

More than a Hookup🥰🥵

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I’m LIVING for all of these cameos!

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Bad Grade

Hello, there lovelies!

So this was completely conjured because of the picture above. I can’t help that I’m horny for the bastard. Thus, this fic was born. I immediately thought of Andy when I saw the glasses and had to indulge in a little Professor fic. With a surprise thrown in at the end 😉

I hope you enjoy it.

*DISCLAIMER*, if you’re under 18, you don’t belong here. Kindly fuck off and go away. Thank you!

Words: 2.9k

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Language, unprotected sex, P in V sex, oral(m receiving), Professor kink, Andy’s glasses, I think that’s it

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I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR GLASSES

PROFESSOR EVANS WAS NOT ON MY 2023 BINGO CARD. JESUS CHRIST 🥵🥵🥵🥵

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Whether the relationship is real or PR, I do know it’s none of my business. But I will say I’m happy as long as Dodger is getting treated like the prince he is! He looks happy in those pictures. That’s all that matters! 💜

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Everyone in the fandom is flipping out over Chris and his private life and I’m just over here patiently waiting for another backflip into a pool or piano video 🤷‍♀️

*side note : I think we can all collectively agree that Jena Kramer is insane. Like seriously, what the fuck?

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[speechlessxx]

god no matter who this man is with, people will always have a reason to paint her in a negative light. i get it we want him to be with someone that’s good for him, but as his fans, it is not our place to decide that for him.

our place is to support him. to love him (from a far because we do not know him or his intentions). to watch his work whether they’re masterpieces, thirst traps, piano playing, or just funny little rom-coms.

it’s okay to feel heartbroken. by all means. that’s alright. but to spur hatefulness in a world where hate is already so prevalent? it’s not right. and he wouldn’t want this and we all know that for a fact.

be respectful. be well.

if anyone needs me - as a support, a shoulder to cry on - im here dwelling in the HOTD fandom and the Ryan Gosling hive and my dms and inbox are always open (just don’t be hateful or negative. we don’t do that here).

love you all.

diane xx

[americasass91]

This is said so beautifully!!

I mean it hasn’t even been fully confirmed but even if it is true, let the man be! Yes I’m aware she’s younger, I get that. But if they are both happy? That’s all that should matter. And as long as she treats dodge like the king he is then I don’t care.

Let the man that you’re never gonna meet(or get to know the real him) live his life.

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[ozarkthedog]

summary — Chris needs help applying his sun tan oil.

warnings — DBF!Chris Evans x afab!reader. age gap. dirty talk. hand job. face sitting. oral sex (f). fingering. squirting. light spit play. light spanking. light cum play. the usual filth. chris evans looking like this ☝️ no beta.

word count — 2.1K

author’s note — we were all affected by the “SMA” shoot. this is where my mind went. 😏

☽ 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭 ♁ 𝐎𝐳𝐳𝐢𝐞'𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲 ☾

— 𝟏𝟖+ 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 - 𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈. — 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝/𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦. 𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 & 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝!

“Hey, pretty girl. How’s it going?” Chris asks swimming over to the edge of his massive inground pool. 

You drop your things on one of the lounge chairs and stretch your arms over your head, “Oh you know, same old, same old.” You chuckle, grateful to unwind after a long day of job hunting.

Having just completed your third college semester, you enjoyed the sanctuary his backyard lent you. Filled with various palms and vegetation, a trickling waterfall, and the stacked bar, it was heaven on earth.

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[americasass91]

Well sweet Jesus!! I’m having a hard time catching my breath after that. Fuck. 🥵🥵🥵

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[cevans-is-classic]

Definitely spent too long on this

[americasass91]

I’m still drooling 🥵🥵🥵

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Need You Now

Hello, my lovelies!

So listen….this is completely self indulgent and is all Mr Evan’s fault. He just had to go and win Sexiest Man Alive and have a sexy fucking photoshoot. And those pictures just had to make me feral.

This is definitely not the best thing I’ve ever written. Threw it together in about an hour. Again having nobody to blame but Christopher.

I mean how could I not after I saw the above picture? I couldn’t not write something.

Well anyways, I hope you enjoy it!

*DISCLAIMER, if you’re under 18, just go away. This isn’t for you! Kindly fuck off. Thanks!

Words: 2.4k

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Language, unprotected Smut, P in V sex, Breeding Kink, talks of trying to conceive, husband and wife kink if you squint, Chris in that picture, I think that’s it

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[itsagentromanoff]

This year’s Sexiest 👏 Man 👏 Alive 👏 everyone! #ChrisEvans

📷: Michael Schwartz

[americasass91]

The chokehold this man has on me is probably pathetic but god damn if I don’t embrace it 🥵🥵🥵